The forced is with you

Hello Everyone

I am new to all of this and have never been on a conspiracy forum site before. I believe that there is a link between aliens/ufo's and religions of the world but can't quite put my finger on it.

I believe that I have come to the right place and am looking forward to reading all of the stuff on here that may go some way to answering my questions.

I'm a very approachable person and steer clear of aggression at all costs.

Oh.......and I love the members art forum, especially Avatar Creations. There are some very helpful hints on there.

Thanks everyone for reading this.

reply to post by TheForced


Warm Welcome to the ATS Family...if you need a tin foil hat, please let me know...we have several models in stock..

Des

OK. Time for your mind indoctrination:





Seriously, welcome. If you need any help feel free to send me a PM.

reply to post by Destinyone


What a wonderful reply. Thank-you Des.

Yes, I'll definitely be needing one of those I think. This is such a large website, I have a lot of reading to do.

I see I've been flagged - what does that mean? (nothing bad I hope)

reply to post by intrepid


Thank-you Mr Wolf.

It's very comforting to be made to feel so welcome.

What does PM mean?

Originally posted by TheForced
What does PM mean?

Personal Message. Also known as u2u's. Under Tools.

Welcome to ATS! Where you never know what you will encounter! Have fun and stay safe! Don't eat raisin cookies on here! Even if they beg you too!!

reply to post by TheForced


It is nice to have you, please enjoy your stay.
You may find that it is a lot like.......

We are just all prisoners here of out own device
You can log out anytime you like but YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE! MUHUHAAHAAHA
Quad

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reply to post by GideonFaith


But I love raisin cookies.....whats a girl to do now?

I love cholocate too, and Vodka.

reply to post by Quadrivium


Thats so true. I like your avatar, very eerie and appealing at the same time??

I may have to pop over to avatar creations and get one of those I think.

I'm feeling a little cyber-naked here LOL

reply to post by JohnnyAnonymous


Thank-you Johnny, those links are invaluable.

Its almost like I am learning a whole new way of communicating online with all of the great advice and way of doing things (youtube vids etc).

Originally posted by TheForced
reply to post by Destinyone

 

What a wonderful reply. Thank-you Des.

Yes, I'll definitely be needing one of those I think. This is such a large website, I have a lot of reading to do.

I see I've been flagged - what does that mean? (nothing bad I hope)

Here ya go Sweet Pea...the ATS 2012 Disaster model....guaranteed to protect you from falling planets, comets, and people who didn't quite get fully Raptured, falling back to Earth....wear it in good health...



Des

Originally posted by TheForced
reply to post by Quadrivium

 

Thats so true. I like your avatar, very eerie and appealing at the same time??

I may have to pop over to avatar creations and get one of those I think.

I'm feeling a little cyber-naked here LOL

Thanks, I am getting ready for work now, but if I can help, u2u me.

Originally posted by TheForced
reply to post by GideonFaith

 

But I love raisin cookies.....whats a girl to do now?

I love cholocate too, and Vodka.

All I can say is stay with the chocolate and vodka. You might need lots of vodka after being on here awhile. Stay away from the raisin cookies!!

reply to post by Destinyone


Des,
You forgot about the new merchandize in the gift shop......

This model just arrived .....

For the lady that knows what she wants and it's fashionable year round.



Next we have our Custom Car Wrap....

For those times when you are being followed by spy satellites or you just want to make a bold statement.



Next is my favorite....

This is our Super office protector, no more worrying about those government or alien hackers with this baby!




On your way out stop by and pay them a visit.
Tell them Quad sent you and you will receive as a special bonus........

This plush tinfoil teddy. Guaranteed to be with you no matter your abduction situation.

Enjoy,
Quad

ETA: They also carry a wide variety of cookies, chocolate and vodka.

Welcome to ATS! May the mass times acceleration be with you. No need for aluminum foil, I have a hard had made of aluminum. Aluminum hydroxide surface primer in a can is sure to coat any surface with aluminum (joke) and leave a nice chrome finish that protects against signals and wadiowaves. I ran out, so back to gool ol' tin foil. The red drink or the blue drink?