List of the Most Ludicrous Lies on the Planet!

Trust me.

Land of the free and home of the brave.

All americans are exactly as we see on TV and in movies. A bunch of gun-toting, yeehawing rednecks that love violence.

All British are toothless whining bleeders that still go on as though their country is under siege.

All Australians do unnameable things to sheep, and ride Kangaroos to work.

The government, the churches and the corporations of the world have our best interests, not our wallets at heart.

Most retailers value your custom, not how much cash you can hand over to them.

Made in [insert country here] means exactly that.

The banks don't plan financial crashes and slumps, it's just the way the market is, it's all just a bunch of random events. In the same way the banks taking property during slumps don't sell them back just as the market peaks. It's just a huge coincidence it happens then.

Computer viruses are made by some 15 year old hacker in his mum's basement, not by the rich companies selling the anti-virus....

The rise in cancer has absolutely nothing to do with the rise in wireless signals or modified food. Just as many people died of cancer 100 years ago eating stuff they grew in their backyards, and we had no phones then.

I could go on....

dont know if its here but

no vaccines no school

Average is good.

That dress doesn't make your butt look big.

No officer, I had no idea that I was speeding.

The check is in the mail.

Im the dumbest man on ATS !

CONG RATULATIONS!!!

You've just won the Nigerian internet lottery.

Now forward to us all of your personal information and the information of three of your friends and relatives and we will send you the money as soon as possible.

You may have to pay some fees to receive your award but don't worry, the money is coming.

Obama earned the Nobel Peace Prize

i am who i say i am

Hitler was a Jew.

reply to post by FortAnthem


How many beers have you had tonight?

About two.

CJ

Working 8 hours a shift until you are 65 is what humans were meant to do and its normal.

You will always have enough.

You only buy things that are necessary for basic survival.

Only reason people are fat because they eat fast food and fat products, there is no diseases that causes slow metabolism or make you become "fat".

Most Doctors care about your health.

Human only eat to satisfy their hunger, not to get full stomach.

Evolutionist pray to Darwin every Sunday.

Atheism is a religion. Bald is hair colour.

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Lies, I tell ya! Lies!

Originally posted by VictorVonDoom
Hot Coeds want to meet you tonight! Click here!

You will see 4 to 8 inches in thirty days or your money back! Click here!

Lies, I tell ya! Lies!

Hey, not for nothin', but you wouldn't mind sending me that Hot Coeds link would you?

CJ

Dairy is good for us.

Hydrogen Peroxide doesn't cure just about all diseases

God is not within us, and we are not divine

Nikola Tesla did not invent wireless electricity, ozone generators, or the radio.

World problems such as hunger and poverty cannot be solved.....Why?

and the biggest lie of them all,

We are meant to go to school, get a career, buy a house, car, boat, have a family, and retire happily at the age of 65. The american dream.

People are born gay

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Haha. Not a lie. John Redcorn is just my friend.

CJ