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Originally posted by Biliverdin
Originally posted by Talltexxxan
As for myself, waking up to the sound of cranes and helicopters as I step out onto the rig floor with the smell of the sea air all around me. ***sniiiiiffffff*** oh yeah.
I have to say, I do always find it a little odd, that to feel 'manly', some men have to be in the middle of nowhere surrounded by nothing but other men.
It's days like this that I sincerely wish that homosexuality was a choice. Seriously, lesbians have it made.
Originally posted by Talltexxxan
Ummmm, no homo for me buddy. Iz love women but most of my life Ive worked in male dominated industries. Automechanics, Auto racing, and now oilfield. I dont think its the surrounded by men part, I think its the absence of naggy, needy, pansy a$$ women. Now Im not saying men are incabable of those actions, because I've certainly met a few, Im just sayin my lines of work were areas where men could be men, and didnt have to worry about hurting anyones wittle feelings.
reply to post by Biliverdin
but you do get what you pay for.
Originally posted by butcherguy
reply to post by Biliverdin
but you do get what you pay for.
Yeah, wives seem to be a particularly poor bargain.
With the money I spent on the last one, I could have rented a lot of hookers.
ETA: And you don't have to beat hookers, their pimp takes care of that for you.
I repeat. Lesbians HAVE IT MADE! I'm getting out the needle and thread and sewing mine up.
They don't roll over and snore after you're finished with them either.
Originally posted by mamabeth
reply to post by Vandalour
A battery operated friend does just as well and doesn't
raid your fridge for beer and food!
This thread is getting a wee deep for mama
Originally posted by mamabeth
reply to post by Talltexxxan
Naggy,needy,pansy tush women...you forgot whining,money spenders.
If you were my husband,ohhhh,peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for
you.
And the jelly would not be my homemade either store bought for you!