The 10 Most Excellent Reasons to Attack Iran, page 1

posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 01:51 AM

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10. They won't give our drone back. Enough said.

This is just a light hearted look at some of the reasons the west could use to justify attacking Iran,I thought ATS would enjoy these

ILikeStars

posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 01:56 AM

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1. Iran has threatened to fight back if attacked, and that's a war crime. War crimes must be punished.

Seems totally logical. Legit, too. yep.

daaskapital

posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 02:01 AM

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reply to post by Bilder

Shouldn't this be in jokes

It isn't meant to be serious.

Blackmarketeer

posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 02:05 AM

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Some of these "joke" reasons make as much sense as the "real" reasons they keep parading around.

litterbaux

posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 02:10 AM

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5. Iran hasn't attacked another nation in centuries, which means its next attack is guaranteed to be coming very soon.

This sounds like the logic of some people in the fragile earth forums.

Its been 200 years! New Madrid is gonna blow the whole planet up!

Sorry fragile earthers, I just had to!

edit on 21-2-2012 by litterbaux because: I swear ATS spells words worng for me while my repsonse is posting. *waves fist in air*

ignant

posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 02:15 AM

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#1...

Why not?

openeyeswideshut

posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 02:31 AM

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O op I thank you for a good laugh

Monkeygod333

posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 02:39 AM

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Reply to post by ILikeStars

Ummm, the US would then also be guilty of war crimes as it had 'fought back' for 10 years after it was 'attacked' by Al-CIAda.

[sarcasm] Logical, jup.[/sarcasm]

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flice

posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 02:39 AM

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Haha

thank for a good read. Humour eases tensions and hopefully makes a few anti-Iranians stop and think about how freaking stupid this whole middle east conquest is.

samaria

posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 02:57 AM

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2. My television says Iran has nukes. I'm sure it's true this time. Just like with North Korea. I'm sure they're next. We only bomb places that really truly have nukes and are in the Axis of Evil. Except Iraq, which was different.reply to post by Bilder

Yeah this is a good one

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-W1LL

posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 10:19 AM

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thankfully you're joking good title.

I still feel compelled to say there is only ONE reason To NOT go to war with anyone.

#1 LIFE.