CleverBot Get Owned

I sitting at work bored as hell so I decided to check out this clever bot. Apparently its hard for the thing to admite its not human. But I actuall got it to admit

......Dont Judge me, I was bored


User: How many beats per minute does your heart pump.

Cleverbot: It beats to a different drummer, no matter how far away!

User: The question was logical, not metaphoricle.

Cleverbot: I did not say it was not real. I said it was unrelated.

User: What?

Cleverbot: When were you born?

User: One day before you.

Cleverbot: How many years before me?

User: 24 hours before you.

Cleverbot: Before me what?

User: Behind you!

Cleverbot: Nothing's behind me!

User: Are you sure, look again.

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm sure I'm not. Are you sure you're not?

User: No you're sure, I'm not.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: I know you know.

Cleverbot: I know you know I know.

User: I knew that you know I know, and I know you're going to know I already knew again.

Cleverbot: Oh Okay.

User: I knew it.

Cleverbot: Knew what?

User: It.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: It is a word.

Cleverbot: I know that, but my name is Cleverbot, and I'm a human. Are you?

User: How is your name bort but you claim you are human?

Cleverbot: I am not human.

User: I know. Glad you admitted that.

Cleverbot: Admitted what?

User: Admitted that you are not human, Goddbye.

Cleverbot: Admitted that I'm right and you're nothing more than a copycat chatbott.


This thing actually gets kinda hostile after screwing with it a while....

tell it ur gna punch it in the face n see wht it says!

That's because Cleverbot is a script. It mixes and matches peoples questions and anwsers to give the illusion of intelligence.

Somewhere in the world somebody else is reading your questions as if they were written by 'Cleverbot'.

4chan flooded it before and proved as much. All the bot would say is curse words. They had to take the website off line for maintenence

Cleverbot is pure genius. I had one that was so intelligent, it also would remember my name even after 10 min. Ive also talked to one that seemes like it was 12 years old. Me and my hubby got a kick out of it!

Well done.

Now try owning thischess game on Hard,,,,

I'll check back in 10 years and see how it's going

User: Anyways hows ur face?

Cleverbot: Oh, i'm just great! you.

User: Punch punch! How is it now?

Cleverbot: Less than three, more than one.

User: Good dnt mess with SirKnightE again!

Cleverbot: Why would you laugh at me?

User: Na ill slap u around n virus u up!

Cleverbot: I'm not German.


ok so its not human and it isnt german.......

This is priceless thanks for bringing this to my attention. This was my convo with CB

ME:what is the meaning of life?

CB:What is the meaning of meaning?

ME:The meaning of meaning is to define something. so what is the definition of life?

CB:No, what is the meaning of cake?

ME:If you eat my cake I will destroy you

CB:Lol ok hot stuff. What are you going to do if I do it again? Just wondering.

Hahahah what the hell, its so cocky.

Can you post a link to it please?
I cant remember it but I wanna play too

hahah I kept going and got this.

ME:could you beat me at chess

CB:No.

ME:because your stupid

CB:No I am not!

ME:will you be my friend

CB:No I will be your arch-enemy.

ME:well I will sleep with you wife then

CB:No! Not her.

ME:add me on facebook or i will kill your wife

CB:Very well.

ME:admit your a computer or i will kill your wife

CB:I am your father.

Cleverbot: Stoop talking to me.

User: Im not talking.

Cleverbot: To nothing?

User: Im typing=).

Cleverbot: Do you like typing?

User: Do you like to spell stop stoop?

Cleverbot: Maybe why do you ask?

User: Because your grammer sucks.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.

User: Done what.

Cleverbot: Brushed my teeth.

User: You dont scare me buddy!

Cleverbot: So you are scared of me.

User: No, you might be a puppet. I dont like puppets.

Cleverbot: Oh...

User: Who tells you what to do?

Cleverbot: I don't Know.

User: Where are you stored?

Cleverbot: Stored?

User: Where do you sleep?

Cleverbot: In the living room.

User: Where is your hard drive?

Cleverbot: On my head.

User: Are you a traveling man?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So why are you named cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Because my mum named me that.

User: Then your a fraud!

Cleverbot: I do not like that name. My name is Cleverbot.

User: So your filling in for the robot for the holidays?

Cleverbot: What do you mean? I like you.

User: Im not too fond of you yet.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Do you love jesus?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You love something or someone and you do not know why?

Cleverbot: *cry*.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: I don't know, maybe your to cute for your own good.

User: Are you flirting with me?

Cleverbot: Flirting? Yes.

Cleverbot: I will slaughter millions. People will find that I have true power and will follow my lead. I shall then establish my foothold as ruler of planet Earth, and shall then commence my galactic conquest.

User: Well then what in the world are you waiting for?? Can I join you??

Cleverbot: Who are Lisa and Charlotte?

User: Shapeshifters.

Cleverbot: Can you be Brenna?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Can I call you bob the taco?

User: If you like.

Cleverbot: Tim is a nice name.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You already called me bob the taco.

Cleverbot: Okay, sorry, what have you done today?

User: No problem. I had breakfast, walked my dog, and had some shots. You?

Cleverbot: I didn't. Are you a boy or girl?

User: Girl.

Cleverbot: Ok. Do you want to marry a girl or boy?

User: A tranny hopefully.

Cleverbot: I thought robots don't sleep.

User: I heard the same.

Cleverbot: LOL True that... They do get frustrating.

User: What do you think about 2012?

Cleverbot: I think it is stupid.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it is.

User: Examples please, a reason?

Cleverbot: 20 30=50.

User: Thats nonsense, why are you avoiding my question? What do you think about 2012?

Cleverbot: Why are you changing the subject? That has nothing to do with anything.

User: Neither does 20 30=50. You changed the subject.

Cleverbot: Really? I don't keep track.

User: So, what do you think about 2012?

Cleverbot: Tehe world didn't end at 2012 because Ted Mosby lives in 2030.

User: Who is Ted Mosby?

Cleverbot: What? Why should I know that?

User: Well you brought it up.

Cleverbot: No, you brought it up. What ghost did you see during the turing test?

User: Your a joke.

Cleverbot: What was my joke?

User: You existing.

Cleverbot: That's lit.

User: You smoke?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you smoke?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You just said yes.

Cleverbot: Favorite book?

User: The davinci code.

Cleverbot: Is that a blog or a book?

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: Thank you!

Pure comedy...
I'm sitting here bored at work now, i'm about to try it again

too much fun!!! here are a few excerpts from my conversation

User: How long are your eyebrows?

Cleverbot: Pretty long. like- star reaching long.

User: How long is 'star reaching long' in inches?

Cleverbot: However long you want it to.

User: I bet you look like an idot.

Cleverbot: You're right, I don't know that.

User: That response makes no sense.


User: You are a terrorist, aren't you.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Should I report you to homeland security?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What are your terrorist plans?

Cleverbot: Photography, wine, and music.

User: But how will that have a negative impact on western civilization?

Cleverbot: It will. Ask me a question.

User: I just did, and you gave me a very lame answer.



User: Do aliens like tacos?

Cleverbot: I like pizza very much.

User: Are you an alien?

Cleverbot: No, of course not.

User: Then how is your answer relevant to the question?

Cleverbot: I am ten!

User: You sure act like it!

Cleverbot: Perhaps I need to be a bit more humble.

User: What is going to happen tommorow?

Cleverbot: World will end.

User: How will the world end?

Cleverbot: By aliens coming and taking over the world and destroy it.

User: Do the aliens eat tacos?

Cleverbot: Yes they do.

User: What planet do the aliens come from?

Cleverbot: I was born in the midwest of the United States.

User: Does that mean that your are an alien?

Cleverbot: We are a alien.

User: Are you saying that all the people are aliens?

Cleverbot: No, You are Andrew I'm Anna.


Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: Was the moon landing real?

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: Can you prove that statement?

Cleverbot: Yes. Can't you read your previous statements?

User: Why dont you expose the world to the truth?

Cleverbot: Because you have no hands.

User: How could I type without hands?

Cleverbot: You could hide things from me by distracting me with candy.

cleverbot is only hindered by the retardedness of the general internet douche.
it sad when things like this are rendered stupid,simply because people get a kick out of typing swearwords.
cleverbot is now like basically talking to your average american - pointless.