I Will Interpret Your Avatar !!!

reply to post by tribewilder


That has to be one of the most depressing Avatar's I've ever seen.

A friend of mine who I lost contact with sent me a hand drawn card from prison. It was of a Cartoon rabbit checking an empty mailbox, ... while crying.

That one was insanely depressing, I don't know why I brought it up, maybe theres some lesson in there somewhere, .... about expressing emotions and idea's through images, and prison rape.

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
reply to post by tribewilder

 

That has to be one of the most depressing Avatar's I've ever seen.

But wait till you let me in to use your phone, you will think differently then

reply to post by SolarE-Souljah


I see you made your way back Mr. Solar.

I thought your other interpretation was rather accurate, yet now I see the error in my ways.

This one is much like the other, a virtual representation of you. Sure, ... I could point out how the shield you hold carries special significance tracing back to your native roots, how the wings indicate you may see yourself as some type of ATS "angel", or one who fights on behalf of the weak and spreads light.

I could also point out how the flaming hand, or sword represents thoughts, or idea's you use to smite ignorance.

Yet I am not going to do that, ... not this time.

I noticed you used the same 3 initials on your virtual stomach here, as you did on the other one. Most people would assume they stand for SolarE Souljah, then again most people are semi-retarded.

You left it here as a clue, because I could not decipher it the first time. A clue, ... calling out to me in an effort to uncover the secret behind it, and reveal your true nature, .... once and for all.

and now, ......
none other than .... S.E.S. !!!! The popular Japanese K-Pop girl group !!!





... and what could this possibly mean for you ??

It doesn't take Ricky Martin to figure that out.

OH MY GOD!

That is such a freaking cool vid!!!

Great interpretation. Great song. Great everything.

-SES (also a japanese girl band)

Ok, I'm game.... I know I'm a late-comer to the thread but I just found it linked from another thread... So, tell me what you seeeee

reply to post by Skid Mark



Beelzebub lay there staring at his Kylie Minogue poster while he liberaly applied eye liner and took breaks to brush his luxurious hair.

He told Satan that all rock legends wore eye liner, and it emphasized his yellow eyes to strike even more terror into the hearts of his victims.

When Satan remarked about his hair, Bub explained how hot it was in hell, and only the best products could protect his sensetive scalp from the elements.

While most demons would stalk innocent children at night, Beelzebub would jetset to Paris to catch the latest fashion show, or check out a Lady Gaga concert, not for the sex and drugs mind you, but to see what outfit she would dare to wear next.

Beelzebub could explain all of that, nobody doubted his masculinity or power. He had been a top 5 demon for 4,000 years afterall.

Unfortunately when Satan caught him listening to a Justin Beiber album, all doubts would be answered, once and for all. He was exiled to Purgatory, where he would one day share a small country house with Keanu Reeves.

" Skid Mark" is also a childhood nickname your mother gave you after doing your laundry one hot summer day.

I'm late to the game. Howevr, I want to see what you think my avatar says. Wow me if you will.

Boo?

What's happened to my head?

reply to post by ImAnAlienOnMyOwnPlanet



First of all, ...

Just let me just say ....... How dare you sir !!!

Much like the Pedo bear, this is the Domi Grizzly.

A calling cards to other dominating/submissive type individuals, who enjoy the company of a stern, yet fair leather daddy.

This is not adult friend finder sir !!! this is a family friendly website !!

quite frankly I am shocked.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


That was funny but so wrong lol. So, what do you think of this one?

reply to post by tribewilder



It is Little Tribe.

A sorrowful reminder of the frigid halloweens spent in Canada.

Growing up in a poor family, you were often forced to wear hand me down costumes from your siblings the previous year.

.. Unfortunately your only siblings were sisters, here you are wearing a witches costume, although it was not uncommon for you to be a fairy, a princess, Madonna, or some other ghastly creation from the depths of your sisters imagination.

It appears this has had a lasting affect on your psyche, for some nights, when the moon is full and the mood is right, ... you can still be caught slipping into a tight red dress and a pair of high heels.

I know what your gonna say, ... your gonna say " Why Stella, that is not me, I dont dress up in drag !! that's a black eye'd kid !! "

To which I can only respond " stop being such a racist".

reply to post by cluckerspud


Interesting.

I believe this to be a manifestation of your military mindset, as you search for higher truth's.

The world as you would see it, black and white, good or bad. A general in the war on ignorance, Phage as your second in command, there to guide you, .... and someone to steal credit from. The ufo in the background represents the truth, right behind you, just beyond sight, so elusive yet apparent.

The fact that you made such an elaborate avatar tells me that war has also made you very paranoid, as you spend long stretches at home on your computer. It also tells me that your very resourceful, utilizing your surroundings to the best advantage.

For example, instead of using a bottle opener, you might use the edge of a table. If you run out of gas on the way to the supermarket, you might flag down a motorist so you can rip their throats out with your bare hands and take their vehicle.

No soccer ball ?? No problem, as you have been known to use the heads of insurgents while out on tour.

reply to post by Ellie Sagan


Your right Ellie, ... you are " late" ....... or should we say, tardy.

This cannot go unpunished, though instead of the usual ritualistic beating, or having to put your hand in a glove full of killer ants, I have come up with something much more sinister for you.

Here !! bear the fruits of your misdeeds !!!

You must face the Siren !!

So it is written ....

So shall it be done !!!






Shows you for being tardy !!

If you can survive the 2 minutes and 45 seconds of the horror contained in this link, perhaps then, you are worthy of an interpretation.

I have a new one that should be difficult to do.
I would tell you more about the avatar after you interpret the avatar.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Guess mine!

reply to post by IntastellaBurst

I'll keep this short and sweet ...

Your a meathead ?? lol

Lol, how astute

Yet not in the way it seems.

Just as Mike Stivic represented the counter culture and liberalism, Perhaps to a conservative like Archie Bunker you would be a meathead. Because often times their lack of intellect and ability to debate leave them no other choice than name calling and character assasination.

So in this case, being called a meathead by the likes of Bunker, .... would be considered a compliment.

This also shows that you are a flower child, fond of early sitcoms and pornstar mustaches.

your insight is stunning!

..... you may also have a slight crush on Rob Reiner, .... yet that is neither here nore there.

.......... Meathead molester !! lol

honestly I do not even know how to respond to that..probably why it took me so long to reply...
you were doing so good up until here ...


Anyway, thank you for your interpretation,

and my apologies for procrastinating in acknowledging your effort.

~meathead

reply to post by Mike Stivic



Yeah, I really dont know where " meathead molester" came from, .... perhaps I was just trying to spice it up, perhaps somethings are better left unknown.

Why does the sun rise in the East ??

Why is the sky blue ??

What is a meathead molester ??

The world will never know.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst

Why does the sun rise in the East ??

I believe it has something to do with the direction in which the earth spins on its axis.

Why is the sky blue ??

I had to look that up lol....

So, why is the sky blue? It is because blue light from the sun strikes the air molecules and scatters and our eyes perceive it as blue.

www.why-is-the-sky-blue.tv...

What is a meathead molester ??

I have no idea.. and google search didnt help..
But ...

My best guess would be Sally Strothers ...

~meathead

reply to post by Mike Stivic



~ Touche Mike ....... Touche.

You and your godamn science.


" Intastellaburst updates his list of people to kill "

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Oh my, it seems that I am not worthy of your wisdom and avatar-interpreting prowess. I could not make it past 10 seconds into the video.