I Will Interpret Your Avatar !!!

reply to post by EnlightenUp



Look above you godammit.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Not bad if I do say so myself. Not bad at all. Quite excellent actually.

Down there is Buckwheat from the Little Rascals and what up there is o-tay.

There's lots of hidden messages in there prying open and entering the memberships' unconscious. The secret formula increases the effects.

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
reply to post by EnlightenUp

 

Look above you godammit.

I guess I had it in reply mode while you replied. Timing is everything!

reply to post by EnlightenUp


Yeah, I didnt know how the images related, all those ancient symbols, .... then Buckwheat ??

Then thought, well what if they have everything to do with eachother, and in essence, are one and the same. Perhaps everything is sacred with the proper eyes.

Damn, I didnt even get into the Origin's and Hidden meaning of the " Fro Pick".

I suppose some mysteries are meant to solve themselves.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Do me, Do me!

Originally posted by Death_Kron
reply to post by IntastellaBurst

 

Do me, Do me!

I want to, .... I really, really want to. Especialy when you wear that black nighty.

But i have to go in order, I think there are 3 or 4 ahead of you. And I usually only do 1 or 2 a day, ....... Hey ! I'm not a machine !! But with recent advances in medical technology there's no reason to think I can't be some type of cyborg someday.

Oh I wish I could feel as you humans do.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Oh, okay fair enough mate. I thought this thread had died down a little as I've only just seen it, didn't realise others were still waiting...

I'll stop being impatient, whenever you can do it thats fine with me.

I reckon my girlfriend might notice if I carry stealing her nighty but I'll try and get my hands on it, just for you

reply to post by Maxmars


Another tree Avy !! gggrrrrrrr

The mighty Oak, i think it is ........ a symbol of ancient wisdom, security, and steadfastness. Do you consider yourself an Old Oak Maximus ???

However this tree holds special significance, ..... after it was struck by lightning you thought it to be a sign of the gods, ... taking a cue from the movie " The Natural" you attempted to hone the magical properties of this tree. You selected the finest peice of wood from it, and working day and night for 7 months you were able to craft a baseball bat from it. Carving a lightnight bold on the side of it and even giving it it's own name " WonderToy".

It was truly a masterpiece, yet its true potential could only be tested on the battlegrounds of a baseball diamond. After signing up for an adult league you trained for months to prepare your body for the rigors of baseball. America's favorite game.

On the very first game, on your very first time at bat, it seemed as though your magical bat was talking to you, humming in a mystical way, ... the breeze picked up and lightnight began to crash in the distance. You thought it to be a sign of the gods.

You held your finger up, pointing in the direction you planned to plow this baseball, .... the teams were in shock as you had done something not seen in baseball in quite some time ........ you were calling your own shot !!!

You let the first two pitches fly by you, smirking at the pitcher, no one had an inkling at what was to come. You circled your bat as time seemed to stand still, waiting for this epic pitch, ..... you realized it had been coming your whole life, and now was the time to show the world what you were made of.

The pitcher wound and threw with everything in him, ...... you swung as thought it was the last pitch you'd ever see, ..... then it happened !!!!!!!

As your bat the " WonderToy" made contact with the baseball something miraculous happened !!!

Your bat exploded !!! flying out in a hundred pieces ....... it was completely annihilated. You walked off the field never to be heard of again.

Now you spend your days quietly whittling away on pieces of the very tree you created your bat from, ..... some of your work includes wooden display fruit, culminating in an incredibly realistic wooden pickle, .... your current project comprises of whittling small realistic branches, .... out of bigger branches.

Originally posted by lordtyp0
Hmmm... I suppose it's obligatory..
O_o

Obligatory ??? of course not sir. Revealing ?? perhaps.

The only thing which is obligatory is the $40 avatar interpretation fee. Yet I am not as greedy as many of these self proclaimed psychics. I'm not in it for the money, ..... in fact a percentage of my proceeds to go feed underprivileged children in Africa. Approximately 1.2 % to be exact.

You do care about starving children in Africa don't you LordTypo ??

Your avatar is simply a cartoonish representation of yourself, the bald head, the glasses, the smug smirk you carry. Perhaps you are smiling at the misfortunes of these malnourished children you choose not to support ?? Perhaps it tickles your fancy each time a child dies of starvation.

Sometimes to cheer yourself up you go to " helpthechildren.org" to stare at the faces of dirty, dying children ready to meet their grim end due to your inaction. You stare at them with your smug smile while you go about eating your black truffle marinated filet mignon, only to throw it away because it was slightly under-seasoned.

The pink shirt is an indicator of your sexuality, and the might red beard you grow only reinforces your villain-esque lifestyle.

However I do have a request from my comrade in arms hhcore, his inquiry word for word is ... " does the carpet match your pubes" oh double H, .... quite the master of subtlety.

I'm sorry, but unfortunately I must postpone readings for 3 days as I must venture out on a Cougar Safari.

Wish me luck, and for the love of god, pray for my health.

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
Wish me luck, and for the love of god, pray for my health.

Oh ye joyous soul all full of sunshine rays. May God grant you safe passage in your cougaring ways. Health is prayed and the mantis delayed. Count the blades on your rosary shades.

reply to post by locster


Interesting,

What appears to be a menacing skeleton is anything but ...... he is in fact, flossing his teeth.

It is clear as day, plain for anyone to see, but what cannot be seen by anyone other than a trained and licensed avatar interpretation specialist, is why the skeleton flosses, and what it says about you my good friend.

It tells me one of two things.

Perhaps you grew up in a society or household which lacked greatly in the most basic dental hygene. Probably the UK or Europe somewhere. It was the beginning of an obsession which continue's to this day, you would make your own toothbrushes out of sticks and boar hair even though they were greatly shunned upon in your parents eyes.

You would plead with your parents " but why papa, why can't I brush them". Your father would simply reply " It is the way of things my son, a family tradition which cannot be broken" He would then slather you with olive oil, and give you 30 lashes with his sturdy belt, before sending you off to bed.

When you came of age you secretly began taking Brushing and Flossing lessons which were given by a Gypsy at the end of your town. These lessons were given in private, as if the townspeople discovered her secret activities they would surely burn her caravan to the ground.

You carried on and soon became a master in the art of modern dentistry, ..... unfortunately your hidden shame would come to haunt you, when in a family outing, you were taken aside by airport security, ....... they had found your electric toothbrush and mistook it for some type of terrorist device, apparently they had never seen a toothbrush before, especialy an electric one.

When the bravest of the security officers pressed the button, it began to vibrate vigorously. At the sign of this mysterious danger one of them pulled out their pistol and left 6 slugs in your precious toothbrush, which had been smuggled into the UK for 700 pounds. This was the last straw for your father, who promptly threw you out on the streets, ...... you have not seen him since.

The skull could also be an indicator that you are a prolific serial killer, flossing is merely one of the many eccentricities that you perform on your collection of skulls.

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
( For entertainment purposes only, 99 Cents the first three readings, A division of Miss Cleo International)
[edit on 24-6-2010 by IntastellaBurst]

Good, mine IS 3. Three readings when you get back from your three day rest. Thank you!

reply to post by Silk




Why its simply an advertisement for the ATS show !

I know, my analytical abilities are astounding, .... sometimes I scare myself.

Yet why do you only advertise for the Euro show ?? Is this some sort of subtle effort to overtake the regular show and eventualy destroy it ?? ... yes, .. yes, ... you would enjoy that very much wouldn't you Silk. Lighting your favorite Cigar in the ashes of what was the ATS show. Converting everyone to your European ways.

I've said it once, ... and I'll say it again, .... Why can't all the members of ATS congregate under the familiarity of a shared Banner ?? ...... an American one.

... Also, by your picture I can gather you are, or were at one time a NInja. ....... and have a broken head ??? is that right ?? No doubt a remnant from an ancient Ninja battle.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Didja catch that cougar, IntastellaBurst?:

reply to post by IntastellaBurst




You are so right on all acounts it's scary! I mean how did you know about the gypsy?
You got a powerfull analytical weapon there my friend, use it wisely.

May I have a reading plz
( second line)

reply to post by spidy


Is it wrong to love Jet Planes ?? no.

Is it wrong to watch " Top Gun" 4 times a week and still cry everytime Goose dies ??? of course not. We love Goose.

Yet it does become a problem when your mother opens your door without knocking to discover you committing deviant acts to this very movie, ...... and not on one of the "Tom Cruise" parts like the rest of us.

It becomes a problem when you have to wear your favorite raincoat to the local airshow to hide the uncontrollable arousal which arises.

What are you getting at Intastellaburst ?? you may be asking yourself.

Let me introduce you to a term for a handful of people who share Spidy's syndrome : Objectum Sexuals.
Or people who fall in love with inanimate objects. For some it is a building, or a random object, .... in this case, .... it is Fighter Jets.

The Jets in Spidy's avatar may seem innocent to the untrained or naive eye, yet if you looks closely you can see they are in a peculiar configuration, .... namely north to south. One's nose meeting the other's tail, ...... in Layman's terms, ...... the 69 position.

reply to post by The Real Deal



You got a purdy mouth boy.

You know what they do to purdy boy's like you round these parts ??

Hi there, what do you make of my Avatar ? luckily for you the clues in the name.



Peace

reply to post by Rock Ape


Either you are living there, or you are RAF Regiment.
If you are the latter, then, respect. If you are the former, get down to the Angry Friar and have a pint for me.