I hate the U. S. (I am lying)

Does anyone think that the U.S. (the same country that gave us the Vietnam war, the sweetest smelling war on the market) is capable of mind control, alien bases and REX 182?
These are the same people that gave me a $16000 tax return when I should have a $160 return. Just incase the IRS is listening I returned it.

We did not purposely ram jets into the Trade centers, there is no underground base at Denver airport.

The only conspiracy I can think of is that the government must be importing Celine Dion because her voice is like a cheese grater on my naughty bits.

"Does anyone think that the U.S. is capable of mind control, alien bases..."
No the Russians have the mind control thing cornered. "alien bases." No repeat after me the Men In Black movies aren't real.

"We did not purposely ram jets into the Trade centers, ..."
Some people think Bush set it up to manipulate the people into supporting the Iraq war.

People do weird things to go to war. Do a google search...

A google search will also give you pictures of Gillian Anderson have animal nookie.