Name that Lame

Let me first say that I just dropped in from above as I thought of this thread to

to write. This is the more apropriate forum as I see there is one already here

on names. So this is in no way related or a spinoff.


I have been introduced to a few people with very funny Lame names.

So think of the funniest name of someone you met or just think one up and see
what you can come up with.

I'll add a few more real ones atfer the first as we progress, but about 3 yrs ago
at work I met a guy who was half mexican half asian.

My foreman Introduced this guy as Dean Dong. I shook his hand and said,
"You must hate your parents". He looked at me and said,"I do".:bnghd: No more needed to be said. Tell a little story or give some back ground and post the name in caps at the end. cool

So DEAN DONG

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I met a music manager in harrisburg PA named Harry Dinger. No lie, I actually had to ask to see his drivers license.

I also met Rip Torn once, but he's in movies so lots of people have met him.

I also met Rip Torn once, but he's in movies so lots of people have met him.

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Rip Torn huh that's pretty neat. I know he is a big time actor quite a few movies to his credit. Harry Dinger good one.here is one that I heard the other night on T.V. no less what made me write this unpopular thread.

PETER GOOBER LOL:shk:

My mother had gallbladder surgery by Dr Gall

she introduced me to Harold Butte, her high school friend

-Kyo

My maternal grandmother went to school with a young woman by the name of Fanny Butts.

Ugh, I unfortunately found out the names of a couple kids in the class my sister used to teach.

One's name is Effalastin Breffalife (Seriously).

And I kid you not, I won't even try to get past the censors here, but this is a REAL NAME... S***head... Its pronounced Sha-theed.

Those parent's should be sterilized.

I worked with a guy that was named Joseph Cool. He was an old guy so I am guessing he was the original Joe Cool.

I also worked with a guy named Roy Rogers.

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There was a guy I went to school with, named Paul Plant, which for some reason, I always found funny.

Aslo…

A close friend of mine, once told me, he met a guy, by the name of, Randy Vickers lol but I think, he was just fooling around.



- JC

Well this is cool to get a few responses anyway.
My wife says to add Peter Popoff and Electra Shockley


Lets see a list of the lame,what we got so far:

Rip Torn
Paul Plant
Dean Dong
Harry Dinger
Peter Goober
Dr. Gall
Harold Butte
Fanny Butt
Effelastin Breffalife
Sha-theed
Joseph Cool
Roy Rogers
Randy Vickers
Peter Popoff
Electra Shockley

Not bad at all for a start. Santa Claus I must say Effalastin Breffalife I
had to sit and look at that for a minute at least, til the bells went off good one.
Hope we get some more

I had an HR manager once by the name Marshal Law. (no joke)

He hated me.

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Guy I worked with had first name Randy....never though it was funny until he went on a business trip to England for 3 weeks. He said every time he introduced himself people chuckled!! I also have a cousin named Randy..

Just remembered that in high school I had a cute little teacher who's name was Penny Dollar.

No kidding..

I worked for a chain of pawnshops for almost 20 years, ran across quite a few characters & funny names-

* Ima Brown Hooker ..no kidding
* Kunthong Hyuang ..ouch!
* Toyokta B...... .. rumour was mom had just bought a new Toyota before she was born & let's just say she wasn't a strong speller Couldn't she just copy it off the car???

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I also have a cousin named Randy..

Well why is that? Every time I meet somebody from "across the pond"
I tell 'em my name and just like you say they chuckle???:bnghd:



I'm kidding I know I know exactly why.

Whatukno
I can't even believe some of these I mean Marshall Law that's Hilarious,
when you throw in that part about him hating you.

Tribewilder
That just me remember my old girlfriends boss's name

DICK DOLLAR of Dollar realty. I would go in the office to see him couple times. He would always answer the phone and say," Dollar Dick!"

Rip Torn
Paul Plant
Dean Dong
Harry Dinger
Peter Goober
Dr. Gall
Harold Butte
Fanny Butt
Effelastin Breffalife
Sha-theed
Joseph Cool
Roy Rogers
Randy Vickers
Peter Popoff
Electra Shockley
Marshall Law
Penny Dollar
Ima Brown Hooker
Kunthong Hyuang
Toyokta B

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