In the second coming: Jesus will incinerate!

During the "second coming" fortold by fundamentalists, is it there not a danger that Jesus will burn up when he enters the atmosphere?

What? Why?

Ok.

What?

I don't understand!

Are you talking about the mountain? Please explain!



Was Tunguska the first try?

[edit on 10/27/2009 by EnlightenUp]

Originally posted by halfoldman
During the "second coming" fortold by fundamentalists, is it there not a danger that Jesus will burn up when he enters the atmosphere?

As long as he wears his blessed space suit, he is good to go...helmet or no helmet.

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No need to worry, NASA is putting new tiles on him right now.

Somehow I get the feeling you don't really want to be a Priest. But goo one.

Haha, thanks for the laugh.

Originally posted by halfoldman
During the "second coming" fortold by fundamentalists, is it there not a danger that Jesus will burn up when he enters the atmosphere?

This thread is a sick joke!
To answer your question,Jesus/Yeshua will not burn up when He enters
the atmosphere.
Those, who do not accept Him as Lord and Saviour,will burn up!

Originally posted by halfoldman
During the "second coming" fortold by fundamentalists, is it there not a danger that Jesus will burn up when he enters the atmosphere?

Only witches have to worry about burning up when they re-enter the atmosphere, they are the ones made of wood.

Anyone who knows anything knows that.

Originally posted by halfoldman
During the "second coming" fortold by fundamentalists, is it there not a danger that Jesus will burn up when he enters the atmosphere?

He's the creator. How can the creator burn up?

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Good one!

but wait, does not Jesus walk on water? What else floats on water? Wood. Jesus could be made of wood!

The asteroid will be Jesus! Think about it, when he comes he´ll incinerate into a big ball of fire, we are doomed people! DOOOOOOOMEEED! As he´s made of wood he´ll morph into something worse!... Into plastic! Jesus will morph into plastic! It´ll not rain FIRE from the Heavens! It´ll be pieces of PLASTIC!

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Little tiny pebbles float too.

But pebbles cannot burn, so only the witches have to be scared of re-entry.

When God says so , the only things burning will be

the rocks circling a prematurely super-nova sun