I was abducted by aliens.

Normally i would read all the pages before forming an opinion and give the bloke a chance.
But this time i just thought BS
If i was abducted i damn well wouldnt post so calmly. I wouldn't be able to get a word out spelled correctly for shaking. Every detail seems to shout "this is the norm so i'll say this"
Would you wait till tomorrow to go buy a scanner?

reply to post by spookjr

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Hey Spookjr, I'm sick and tired of people posting threads like this (not you), PROMISING to bring 'evidence', and just disappearing. Then we start thinking WOW - maybe he's been abducted by the govt, or by aliens again...THAT'S why he hasn't come back!

What a load of! We all want to believe, and we all HOPE that someone will come forward with some real evidence, BUT it seems all we get is bullcrap! People come here, promising the world, and then don't deliver. They don't even have the damn decency to at least post here, saying they have had some problems/issues getting a 'scanner' etc.

As far as I'm concerned, if this was such a pertinent/urgent issue for the OP to 'get off' his mind and post here, WHY the hell wait so long to at least post a courteous update? Because, he's a fake.

Hey OP - prove me wrong!

C'mon did anyone really think this was serious?
Just a troll having a bit of a laugh on us I suspect.
By the way if I were ever to be "captured" by an alien and taken to their ship for "medical procedures" and had evidence to support my claim I would be contacting some sort of media rather than asking for help here LOL.
I am a mercenary bastard and would make as much money as possible out of the situation while at the same time getting some sort of responsible media assistance.

Just think how much publicity could be had from a legitimate alien contact situation with evidence? Jeez imagine being the first media outlet with actual proof.

This claim and hundreds like them are from either media whores or "out of balance" individuals.

I do believe in the existence of other beings besides us. Whether they have come here or not is still up in the air due to no conclusive, hard evidence or at least none that is readily available for all to see.
Why they are so covert is a bit odd if they have come all this way but I do not claim to be able to know the mindset of "aliens"...they are after all "aliens".
It just does not seem "cost efficient".

damn...i read it all :S

You know, with all the bickering about nagging the mods to do something, members could just not bother with the thread period and let the mods fool with it and put up a "real" or "not a hoax" tag if evidence of any kind real or not is provided. If you have such passion for hate towards hoaxers, then do something about it yourself instead of asking others to do it for you and don't read the thread. But then that's asking too much isn't it? We all know what I say is true, and we all know there is zero chance in hell of people not reading yet another story time thread.

"don't criticize and judge until ya know he's a hoaxer, remember innocent until proven guilty."


Well it's been over three days now with the fourth closing in soon. It seems everyone who judged was right to do so. At least it wasn't another one of those "I know everything that you don't know and I'm going to enlighten you. However I will not spill the beans. You must ask me questions and I will answer after I conjour up a far fetched answer out of thin air. Opps, did I say that out loud?" hoaxes.

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don't you guys realize a bunch of fakes enjoy posting on here just to see how many posts they get as a response?? sheesh..they are laughing while we are thinking..

i am VERY interested in this sighting report, and HOPE that whatever 'proof" or other the subject has will be photographed and posted.
i myself, along with a witness and possible co experiencer, had a simular vist on the night of the 19th/20th of this month, ( just last week) that left visible traces, and physiological side affects that matched.
not to mention the mental situation.
since my friend who experienced this is a non believer, his observations were MOST interesting, as he did NOT embelish his recollection with and "i love aliens" attitude, and was able to repeat EXACTLY what transpired without any clouding of his story..
this happened about 2 AM or so in the morning, about 15 miles due east of Pittsburgh PA.
we have NO idea on how long the event took place..
this is my first witnessed event in 16 years.
i think it is odd, that it would happen on my first night back to Pittsburgh for a visit in 2 years..
and that since living in the DC area, i have ( assuming) not had a vist in that long.
i have heard rumors that there is a "no visitation " agreement with these entities aroung this area.

i DO find it strange that this story includes an artifact, or devise left behind..
having also experienced this, i will assume, that it will NOT be in his posession for long.
there are agencies, or people that will come and take it.
sometimes forcefully.
i feel a certain amount of confirmation with his account.
but no comfort.
there are those who make a living exploiting this subject.
they tend to become UFO gurus whos musings and "channeling" tend to lead by injection of their own beliefs..or sometimes by flat sceptical rejection, with no more proof than the incedent recounter.
pro or con.
i can only say, "we will see. maybe".

i THINK we will ALL see, maybe.

very interesting story..

For future reference;


Suggested implementation procedure after civilian aquiring of alien artifacts

A. Take/publish/archive at several locations/ photographs of the artifact(s) (1) before publishing a post on any of the world's largest Internet forums testifying of possession of said item(s), and (2) before getting shanghaied and/or robbed of said item(s) by your favourite letter-soup agency.




(Oh, and ... if there will be (good) pictures, it will change the world, and so on.)

[edit on 27-7-2008 by Loengard]

Hey guys

I just quickly searched the pages for the pictures, but considering the time period he had Im declaring this a hoax, until proven otherwise.
I do believe in aliens, its just abductions (and some pics/videos) that even I will declare hoax....no matter how much I would like to believe them.
So Im keeping an eye on this because its entertaining to see how long he'll go on without saying anything.

Of course like someone else said, people would try to confiscate his book. with a site like this government employees are most likely monitoring it. Sadly if this guy was killed we would know nothing of it.
Just my ideas.

Sincerely,
joshedis

[edit on 28-7-2008 by joshedis]

This sounds like the typical abduction scenario, which this guy could have read in any UFO book. I don't understand why they would hand him a book; that is a strange twist. Unless these aliens are different than the usual ones we read about. Or perhaps they are being rather generous. Or maybe they know if this human turns the book over to the authorities, he will never see it again, and they will deny they have possession of such a book.

Whatever. This is obviously a hoax. You should always have a camera with you (preferably a cellphone camera), so just in case you do get kidnapped, you can sneak a few pictures for proof.

I guess he disappeared.

I thought maybe the OP person had placed this item on Ebay? (as if) Maybe it's in the UK? I checked Ebay for alien artifacts and found an interesting although fake metal example supposedly connected to Lazar's work at are 51. Since I'm assuming those links don't work, I'll post the description.

No doubt there's been coverage on threads about this already?

Area 51 S4 Roswell Alien Artifact Element 115 Fuel Cell


en.wikipedia.org...

area51.ablog.ro...

I've recalled repressed memories of a certain metal myself that apparently had some high electrical properties. I believe I had found what appeared to be possibly related to it and that it was allegedly called Einsteinium?

periodic.lanl.gov...

Although it may not be the same as 115, it may be that the alleged explosion in the south pacific may have exploded by a UFO/USO that was trying to disarm it or was investigating it? Maybe the intention all along was that this was done deliberately near a suspected underwater alien base?


I've had what I've recalled also having been given some book when I was around 11 years old that was written in what appeareed to be alien symbols that I referred to as 'lucky charms.' The book wasn't from what I recall much different than ours in appearance except for the writings. I believe it was black and about the size of a small diary.These people weren't very happy with me because I couldn't learn to read it or recall what it meant.(as if I was ever capable)

Most or nearly all of these items I had, have been hidden, lost or stolen.Others would say they never existed. Beleive what you want.

The OP asking what should I do? reminded me of Yahoo answers "what should I do retard" member and yet they referred to the pages as 1cm think, but couldn't post a pic? Some UFO's have been also been described as being oval or egg shapped. But, these suposedly aren't very large and are white.

The lack of any alleged alien artifacts given to abductees other than some implants are apprently covered up or don't openly exist.

Anyone know of any lists of these alleged objects?

There was those gold metal planes that looked like childrens toys. I wonder if these were gifts for hybrid children?

Watch out. Do not tell anyone else about this. Last thing you want is the MIB looking for you and erasing your memory.

Are you serious? The goverment would cover that up.