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Sex with whales. Only way to save them.

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posted on Oct, 16 2007 @ 02:50 PM
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It is hard work finding a whale, let along trying to seduce it. But every worthy endeavor requires sacrifice. Yes, my day-and-night obsession with saving whales cost me my wife and family. But it shall all be worthwhile the first time I glide across the waves atop a gray whale, knowing that we share not only a common ancestry, but a simultaneous orgasm.


The only way to help increase the population is to breed with them! Let's go! Who's with me?!



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