ATS suggestions that won't happen (for fun)

I have a suggestion that I am sure won't happen...

When ATS puts cookies on my computer, please leave some chocolate chip cookies for variety, from time to time.

The cookies that are currently in my cookie folder just don't taste good.


Anyone else have suggestions for ATS, that are sure to never happen?

(Please keep all posts in accordance with the Terms & Conditions)


edit for typo.

[edit on 2/23/2007 by Mechanic 32]

That instead of points, I would get dollars! Then I would actually care about my point (dollar) total!

Yep, I bet that is something that will never happen. But please 3 Amigos, if you do decide that it's a good idea, don't let little old me stop you!

I have a simple suggestion.


Change the name from ATS to Enjoies!


I think we all agree thats a great name

I'd like to see a gambling forum in the BTS section of the boards.
Members would be able to place bets on the outcome of current news stories.

Like I could bet another member 1000 points on the outcome of the 2008 presidential election and the points would be banked and awarded to the winner when the results come in.

I think members would get very creative over the types of wagers they place, and it could be a very interesting addition to these forums.

Really, what else do we have to do with all these points.
We may as well have fun with them.

How about....
Any time anyone posts a blatant hoax or scam
their real name, address, and phone number appears
in that annoying blinking banner ad at the top
of the page.

The amount of hours I have spent on ATS is huge.

Fortunately I have a physically demanding job which keeps me fit.

I have wondered and worry for those in office type jobs who are addicted to ATS and not getting enough exercise.

Maybe I thought,if ATS sold these bouncy things in the ATS store it would be a benefit to many addicted ATSer`s.

Throw away your ergonomic computer chair lazy people!

Buy an ATS bouncy chair!

Bounce while reading ATS!

Bounce to the fridge!

Bounce to the toilet!

Bounce to the phone!

Get fit while sitting down on your "ATS Bouncy Chair"

I'll buy one of those, gps. how many ATS points would you suggest to charge?




Okay, I have another suggestion. Suppose a member makes a rather embarrassing thread, and is totally humiliated by it. And the thread just won't die.

:bnghd:

Now how about the ability to buy a new username at the ATS store, (as long as the old username is in good standing and never violated the T&C's)?

[edit on 2/24/2007 by Mechanic 32]

I'd like to see a "Cause MrPenny Says So, That's Why Forum".

And don't ask why, you already know the answer to that question.

Originally posted by Mechanic 32
I'll buy one of those, gps. how many ATS points would you suggest to charge?

Actually I was thinking for the Admin to sell them for $, as the Admin should feel a little responsability for members addiction and health,with an avenue to cash in on it a little as well.

But 90% of it I was just joking around.

Okay, I have another suggestion. Suppose a member makes a rather embarrassing thread, and is totally humiliated by it. And the thread just won't die.

:bnghd:

Now how about the ability to buy a new username at the ATS store, (as long as the old username is in good standing and never violated the T&C's)?

Dont be so hard on yourself, this threads not that bad really!

Originally posted by gps777
Dont be so hard on yourself, this threads not that bad really!

lmao!

I wasn't specifically meaning myself.

How about getting one of these? To be operated by staff during banning procedures...

Originally posted by Hellmutt
How about getting one of these? To be operated by staff during banning procedures...

I laughed.

Then pulled my head in.

Its more of a mod joke I guess.

We`ve bee good!

Asking the staff for points never works...


www.abovetopsecret.com...


Point transfers either.

[edit on 2/25/2007 by Mechanic 32]

Originally posted by Mechanic 32
Asking the staff for points never works...

Point transfers either.

OK thanks


I`ll only ask that the minus sign be taken away from my BTS points then.

Originally posted by gps777

I`ll only ask that the minus sign be taken away from my BTS points then.

Ask a nice supermod if they can balance your points. (has to be a super, or higher)

Actually they will do that one. Most of the time.

Depending on who does that for you, you may even wind up with a little extra.

But don't tell anyone that I told you that.

(Happened to me twice)

Thats OK Mech.

It gives me something to aim at,its a big task at one point per post,to get back to zero from -1850 odd.It will be strange to some,seeing me doing a dancing banana because my points are zero.

Come to think of it,I`ve been here a few years and only just racked up 1000 posts in total,so I`m not sure I`ll live that long to see zero.

Might have to start a thread or 154 dozen.

In the "General Chit Chat" we have the A-Z of Band Names

How about theA-Z of Banned Names



nevrmind, would be too much bored drama.