Terrible Joke

"My wife's gone on holiday to the West Indies".

"Jamaica"?

"No, she went of her own accord"......

originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
"My wife's gone on holiday to the West Indies".

"Jamaica"?

"No, she went of her own accord"......

That is quite impossible. A Honda Accord can't drive to Jamaica. There is an ocean in the way.

a reply to: Oldcarpy2

a reply to: BeyondKnowledge3

originally posted by: BeyondKnowledge3

originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
"My wife's gone on holiday to the West Indies".

"Jamaica"?

"No, she went of her own accord"......

That is quite impossible. A Honda Accord can't drive to Jamaica. There is an ocean in the way.

Can't we build a railroad there? Then they can put the car on the train....therefore you won't need a road dummy.

BTW, I am running for president in '24....I'm smart enough. And I just proved it.

originally posted by: theatreboy

originally posted by: BeyondKnowledge3

originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
"My wife's gone on holiday to the West Indies".

"Jamaica"?

"No, she went of her own accord"......

That is quite impossible. A Honda Accord can't drive to Jamaica. There is an ocean in the way.

Can't we build a railroad there? Then they can put the car on the train....therefore you won't need a road dummy.

BTW, I am running for president in '24....I'm smart enough. And I just proved it.

You are Donald J Trump and I claim my £5.....

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Ah. But our Honda Accord 2.2 Coupe was issued to me by Q Division of MI6.

Not a patch on my old sea going Lotus Esprit but that's Govt costs cutbacks for you. Shocking?

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Monkey walks into a Zoo bar and sees a Giraffe lying in the corner , he asks the bartender why's that lyin over there , bartender says that's not a lion it's a Giraffe.

a reply to: Oldcarpy2
I suppose you know the traditional counterpart?

"... gone to the East Indies"
"Jakarta?"
"No, she went by train."

An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells,
“Look what you did to my car! You’re going to give me $10,000 right now or I’m going to beat you to a pulp!”
“Oh my…” the old man said nervously. “I don’t have that kind of money. Let me call my son.” he said with hope. “He trains dolphins and he will know what to do.”
“Dolphins!” the other driver huffed, while rolling his eyes.
The old man pulled out his phone, dialed his son, and just as his son answered, the irate man snatched the phone away from the old man.
“So, YOU’RE a dolphin trainer, huh?” The irate man yelled, “Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need TEN GRAND right now, or I’m going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp!”
“I’ll be there in 10 minutes.” says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road. When he finished, he walked over to his father and said,
"For the last time dad, I train Seals… Navy Seals. NOT dolphins!”