Calwaelf Returns to Earth for Couple Days

Calwaelf has Returned to Earth for Couple Days he was traveled to Pluto Neptune Uranus Saturn Jupiter Mars and Eventually Earth and Calwaelf will leave Earth in Couple Days and He has to go to Mars Jupiter's moon Europa Saturn's Moon Titan he has to travel to Andromeda Galaxy and M33 galaxy and he has to travel to other Solar Systems and other Universes and he has to travel to Other Planets in Solar Systems as well.

Calwaelf is here for 2 weeks.

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Did he at least bring back some intergalactic souvenirs?

Maybe some space rocks or space french fries?

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Is it/they on the 2024 Presidential ballot for States United?

Would

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Calwaelf has allowed me to channel Calwaelf if you have questions!
Calwaelf. Yes. Been flying around. Saw the moon. It was big, but not as big as Neptune.
Moon's also cold, but not as cold as Neptune.
Nobody has nipples in space.
They freeze and fall off like warts.
I saw space cows on Pluto. They eat plutonium and have real big wangs.
Also they can fly.
I am Calwaelf.

K, awaiting for questions about planets and space and other things.
Calwaelf.

Shouldn't this be in the Hoax forum? I was going to suggest the Jokes forum, but it's really more sad than funny to see an adult who's obviously lost touch with reality.

Yeah, Earth is a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live here. This place has really gone downhill since the 80's.

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You must be from Uranus.

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YHWH...

Dat you?

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Calwaelf needs merch!

This guy's content is pure gold -

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AND THE OSCAR GOES TO~

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