Moloch Warns Of Looming Child Sacrifice Supply Chain Issues

I love good Satire. Here is another good one from the Babylon Bee.

Moloch is trying to appease his Democratic base but due to supply chain issues, child sacrifices may soon have to be rationed and delayed. Democrats are not happy.

Moloch Warns Of Looming Child Sacrifice Supply Chain Issues




CANAAN—In a somber press release outside the burning gates of torment and suffering, the fire god Moloch warned of looming supply chain issues regarding child sacrifices.

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Moloch added that human sacrifices, purifications, ordeals by fire, mutilations, etc., would cease until the supply chain shortages were sorted out through democratically violent means.

"The scarcity of innocent young lives to be brutally murdered at my feet is mostly due to the US Supreme Court's upcoming reversal of Roe v. Wade, led by white supremacist Clarence Thomas."

An uncomfortably large percentage of the US population cried out in fear and terror at the prospects of not being able to sacrifice children of a loving Heavenly Father for their own, selfish desires. Eyes rolled back in their sockets and blood-curdling screams pierced the air in the name of egomaniacal convenience.

At publishing time, Moloch was considering the allowance of back alley child sacrifices using common household objects and horse medication.

a reply to: infolurker

Where’s Alex jones when you need him jeebus

Well Satan still gets his human sacrifices aplenty with the war in the Ukraine and the people and their religions over there endorsing the mass murdering of each other.

originally posted by: Brotherman


Where’s Alex jones when you need him

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