Some Mormons stocking up amid fears that doomsday could come this month

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It's too bad they don't believe in gambling, otherwise I'd make a fortune betting against these prophecies in their casinos.

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
a reply to: Krazysh0t

No, no.........30 years from now the history books will tell of Obama bin Osama - the President of the North American cartel that wiped out terrorism...his general was a hermaphrodite called Caitlyn Jackson that was black and white and as a consequence of weed becoming legal everywhere humans developed inta-stella travel but decided instead to make Kanye and Kimmy the King and Queen of the planet.......and their 7th son was called Camacho.

Everyone was entitled to 5 hours of sunlight a day and Kim Jung ill the 7th had 5 singles in the top 10.

Facebook and twitter became the global authority known as the Ministry of Truth.

Mormons changed their name to Morons, because no-one could tell the difference.

Word.

You were talking about American history books there right ?