Hitchbot: Oh dear, my body was damaged

a reply to: ManFromEurope

"social" and Philadelphia should NEVER appear in the same sentence.

Poor little Hitch was probably disassembled and his parts and pieces in various S. Jersey chop shops.

Perhaps it would have been better for the 'Bots handlers to have plunked him down in the middle of the country--as opposed to an urban area.

Can a hashtag #BotLivesMatter be far behind?

#JusticeForHitchbot

a reply to: SgtHamsandwich

I can tell by the pix it was sexually molested.
He'll be seeing Johnny 5 for counseling once they put him together again.
Hitchbots last words were "please don't plook me there - I was not designed for that!"

originally posted by: Asktheanimals
a reply to: SgtHamsandwich

I can tell by the pix it was sexually molested.
He'll be seeing Johnny 5 for counseling once they put him together again.
Hitchbots last words were "please don't plook me there - I was not designed for that!"

Could make for a new episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Did he fall? or was he Pished?..

For the MSM impaired...

Honestly it looks like a bait bucket with appendages.
Or a loser from the new mannequin design contest.

originally posted by: AdmireTheDistance
a reply to: pfishy

Plot twist: HitchBot was really an international spy.

Reasonable assertion. Who can disprove that?