Just heard a funny one....

Thought this was worth sharing. I just got back from the local restaurant. There's this funny, smart-ass college kid who frequents the place.
When the waitress brought his coffee, he said "I like my coffee like I like my women. Strong, bitter, and hand-picked by a guy in Columbia."

Eddie Izzard's is better..

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, and strong.. with a spoon sticking out of them."

a reply to: TinkerHaus

I love Eddie. Ever see Phil Jupitus do his Eddie impression?

I like my coffee like I like my women. All over my crotch why driving!

a reply to: ColeYounger

"Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water."

Women’s Petition Against Coffee (1674)

originally posted by: greencmp
a reply to: ColeYounger

"Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water."

Women’s Petition Against Coffee (1674)

I didn't know Starbucks was around back in those days!

I like my coffee like I like my women......who cares as long as I'm getting some.

a reply to: ColeYounger

coffee is god's gift for woman
is the only way her man can pay attention

a reply to: DAVID64

Haha! This one is the winner!