Let's hear your jokes about Cheese... I have two...

First Joke...

What do you call a disguised horse?...

Mascapone

Second Joke...

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?...

Nacho Cheese!

Anyone got any cheesier ones?

originally posted by: MrsNonSpecific
First Joke...

What do you call a disguised horse?...

Mascapone

Second Joke...

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?...

Nacho Cheese!

Anyone got any cheesier ones?

God damn it it's you!

I thought "Oh I have 2 the missus told me them the other day"

Not a joke but as you know my culinary knolege is epic, did you know that the Dutch cheese edam is actually made backwards?

-- A slice of cheese walks into a bar the bar tender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here".

-- Someone threw a slice of cheese at me, I thought, "That's not very mature."

Last one:

-- Why did the slice of cheese look sane? Because the rest of the plate was crackers.

OK I'll get me coat.

a reply to: JustTheMan

Love them all!!

My fave was the last one.

originally posted by: JustTheMan
-- A slice of cheese walks into a bar the bar tender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here".

-- Someone threw a slice of cheese at me, I thought, "That's not very mature."

Last one:

-- Why did the slice of cheese look sane? Because the rest of the plate was crackers.

OK I'll get me coat.

I am stealing the second one, sounds like a Tim Vine one liner to me?

a reply to: MrsNonSpecific

My wife thinks she's the funny one too.

(puts tin hat on and runs for cover)

Did you hear about the explosion over at the cheese factory?

Apparently there was de brie everywhere.


I know, I know.... sigh.

a reply to: MrsNonSpecific

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

a reply to: skalla

NonSpecific is usually the one with the awful jokes,

I just groan and shake my head...

He kept that habit quiet until the i was hook lined and suckered I tell thee that now!

I love cheeses so much. I don't know where I'd be without cheeses. In cheeses name, I pray I will always have cheeses (sliced). Forever and ever, Amen.

a reply to: SpongeBeard

I wonder what the psycholgical term for that is

Googling...

"In a dream, cheese represents a marriage contract if one is unmarried, a child to a pregnant woman or prosperity and longevity. If an opponent sees cheese in his dream, it means cowardice and disdain to face his adversary. It is also said that cheese suggests a period of humiliation or misery."

Kind of puts you off your wenlesydale and cream crackers

Another cheese joke...

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?

Halloumi!

a reply to: MrsNonSpecific

Those jokes are supposed to be funny? You Gouda be kidding me.

Who cut the cheese, homie?

a reply to: seasoul

I don't know. Who did cut the cheese?

a reply to: MrsNonSpecific

I stilton know...

Cheese!

It's a good thing!

Martha Stewart



JUDE!!

"That has too much cheese on it."

Said no one.

Ever.