Ultra_Phoenix, aka " El Presidente "

As asked via u2u ( by allmost 99.9999 % of the ATS posters ), my " biography ".

Once upon a time, there is 35 years ago now, a wonderfull ( and already so smart and so strong ) baby was borning.

His parents gave him the Holly name of " #### ", in memory of an Holly Saint. ( Thanks pa' & ma ' )

His first words were for his father ( yeah, I was already speaking ) and were : " Hey you, what you doin' there buddy ? Show me your clearence or I call the security "

I go over my childhood ( who was brightfull but not very quite, especially for my parents ). I'll just tell you I had my first computer ( I'm not sure if we can call it a computer ) in 1981. Since, I allways had a computer.

I did and passed all my studies and decided, by the age of 17 years old ( I told you I was smart, are you reading or not ? ), to join the Army and NATO. After 5 years, at the end of the cold war, I went back to a " normal life ", where peoples are all gently, nices, beautifull, smart and blah blah and blah blah blah.... Oh yes,also, I've been categorized as " a man with some psychotics and paranoids tendencies " by an army psy.

Stupid psy, I wonder why I didn't kill him when he told me that. Ok, by gone...

Then, I started a career as a salesman ( no Netchicken, I've NEVER been a usedcars salesman ). After a brief period, I thought it was MY way, and I never left the commercial career, except for a short period ( 18 months ) where I've been a micro-electronicians in a micro-ships company. May be I did the chip who'll be, one of these days, inserted in your fronthead or your left hand.

Right after the Army, I opened my own shop, based on mobile communication technologies.

May be you remember these so expensives and not very efficients mobile phones, mounted in your car , and who were not working ( except for taking your money ? ) when you needed them ?

I sold allmost everything. Computers, softwares, stupids gadgets not very usefull, advertisings ( Netchicken, I told you I've never been a usedcars salesman, so could you stop to insist, please ? ), life-insurances...... E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G. Now, I can sell a broken fridge to an Eskimo if needed.

Actually, a friend and I have started a new company, based on the show-bizz buisness. I'm working from home, I'm my own boss ( I hate to have someone over my head who tell me what I have and what I don't have to do all the saint journey ) and I love to earn good money. I know many will hate me for this, but I think that beeing poor is very stupid and there is so many goods opportunities ( goods BUT ALLWAYS LEGALS !!! ) to earn good money that I don't understand why I would have to go 8 hours ( or even more ) each day in a factory or an office for 1000�/ months.

My social live is not so bad. I've many friends in Belgium and all around the world. Korea, China, Japan, Italy, Spain, Philipinos, Netherlands, Germany, Luxemburg, France ( but not too much, you know how the frenchies are.... ), USA , England, Australia and Austria. And I'm not speaking about internet relatives. No, I speak about " real persons " I've met in my " real live ".

I worked in many country. Germany, Netherlands, France, Luxemburg and I went to some others for my jobs : Chyprus Island, Austria, Denmark.

I've a wonderfull daughter and a less wonderfull wife , and my live is not so bad after all. I've a pretty cool live, but I FOUGHT hardly and sharply to have it. Nobody gave me anything and when someone try to take me something, he/she do his/her first step straight in his/her grave

My dream is leaving my socialist country and going living in the USA. I would like to go live in Colorado.

P.S : I've a part-time job. I'm a beloved and trusted President of an hypothetical nation in a more hypothetical world.

So what's this new show-biz based business about? Inquiring minds want to know, El Presidente!



(and why on earth would you want to come to the US (instead of, say, Australia or New Zealand or Canada or another place?))

I think UP wants to be El Presidente of the USA .

Interesting life there UP. And what is that show-biz thing anyway UP?

I think UP wants to be El Presidente of the USA

Hey he gets my vote.

and why on earth would you want to come to the US (instead of, say, Australia or New Zealand or Canada or another place?)) Posted by Byrd

He already answered that... he wants to leave one socialistic country, not move to another!

But still, you are just another dumb Belgian

(For those who have no idea why I posted this, there is a 'battle' going on between Belgiums and Dutchies for years, pretty much like New Zealanders against Ausies, or Americans against Canadians...)

How many times does a Belgian laughs about a joke?
Three times: First, when the joke is made, second, when the joke is explained to the Belgian, and the third time, when he finally understands the joke

Originally posted by IronDragon

He already answered that... he wants to leave one socialistic country, not move to another!

....I like you....

And for those who want to know about what i'm doing right now :

Well, it's not easy to explain, but I can try.

My friend and I have what we think is a very brilliant idea.

Nowadays, all the teenagers ( but non-teenagers too ) want to sing and be famous ( Look at me, I'm a SSSSSSStar...Take care Britney, I'm comming.... ). They want to be everywhere ( Tv, Newspapers, radio...etc...).

Then, we are doing our own contest.We found some sponsors ( and we are still looking for new ones, i.e I've a business date with a well-known soda company next tuesday ). We already have a big french radio network who's sponsoring us and we're now in touch with a belgian TV network. The last sponsor we found is a south-korean cars manufacturer who's giving us a car as first price of the contest. We also found a big big biiiiiig german cars dealer who's giving us another car as price of the contest.

Also, we found a main belgian newspaper. They ( TV, Radio, Newspaper ) will speak about the contest when it will be the right time.

It's really amazing how the peoples contacted to be sponsors are happy that we thought to them and their money.

We "only" had our concept and our good will, but they follow us ( until now ).

My friend and I are " just " the organizing managers. We don't bring any money, we are finding the money,the place, the peoples, the sponsors, the medias and the prices for our songs contest concept.

I admit it, we have a very good background in commercial talkings and negotiations ( more than 13 years ). We're not newbies in that matter and we know the " rights peoples who are in the rights places ". But the most important thing, we BELIEVE in what we are doing ,we have the ##### to move forward and we have, both of us, a goal/dream.

My friend want to have enough money to go live in France and a rolling business in belgium who'll help him to have a very good live in France. Remove "France" and write " USA ", and you have MY goal/dream.

Now, you know what you have to know and I'll not say anything else.

P.S : I do NOT want to be President of any nation.It's just a game that some of us are playing on a board.

Yes Zion, very funny.

It's like when Belgians kicked out from Belgium the powerfull Dutch army and we took back our freedom.

You too, it took you a certain time to understand what was really happening.

Nice to see you want to go to Colorado. A great place to chill out and seek the creator ( NO NOT SIMON, THE OTHER ONE) I spent many years working as a draftsman and later running annealing furnaces in a factory in Colorado Springs.LOL I could not sell stuff if my life depended on it. If you ever get to Colorado I can tell you how to get to some cool places to dig for smoky quartz and topaz crystals also petrified dinosaur bone and arrowheads.

Hey Ultra Phoenix, it's good to hear that you really don't want to be president, you had me worried. Especially a salesman president. We already have a president that sells a lot of bull. We also had a actor for president, so we don't need another one. Had a peanut president too.

Originally posted by Ycon
Hey Ultra Phoenix, it's good to hear that you really don't want to be president, you had me worried.

Especially a salesman president. We already have a president that sells a lot of bull. We also had a actor for president, so we don't need another one. Had a peanut president too.

It would be a good thing. I would sale many US stuffs, so, I would bring many new jobs for the US employees.

Oh, and if you vote for me, I'll take " you know who " as spiritual adviser.