Misanthropic Misread Prophet (poems)

Im going to put any poems I write in this thread.


Im not a poet. And I did not not know it. Just like my short story thread The Gang. I have not really tried this since high-school. I barely passed poetry. I was very basic. I did not learn anything since then. So these are probably the wrong rhyme scheme or format or something. I apologize in advance if they make your brains melt from awfulness. There basically poems from someone who knows almost nothing about poems. So I know none of the rules except they should rhyme sometimes. Thank you for reading.

1.

I'm a accidental abstract addict
allegorical angels dancing in my attic
Habitual harbinger of holy harmony
immortal immunity
so imaginary illusions cant be harming me
literally leaching lightning locally
to power the bride of Frankenstein
for the purpose of her ego stroking me
I'm the opposite of an Occulist
spitting disease in your eye
hopeless like the ending of the mist
but I'm one omnipotent orgasm away
from having the universe fall under my sway
I am optimally obsolete
like a dolphin born with feet
my mind revolves around revolutionary revolt
heart in the shape of a peacekeeper revolver colt
so if your a fan
go get a cancer scan

2.

Im an introvert with a messiah complex
in a land of extroverts in love with simple concepts
dad taught between a womans legs lies god
mom taught thats a paradox like cain and nod
from whos eyes should I see
Im a apple fallen from both trees
Its straight trash
like garbage cans
made by foreign mans hands
in the lands west of japan
freewill is over
like my puppet friend grover
I became the monster in the mirror
only older and colder

3.

In the begining there was one spoken word
a magical incantation taking flight like a bird
Then we forgot like grains of sand
slipping through the fingers of my hand
now were non compos mentis
if your not a babylon tower aprentice
its being of unsound mind
a close encounter of the 23rd kind

4.

I was out on a heavenly stroll
Then I found out there was a toll
So I went to heck instead
To jump in Marylins bed
You see she died in sin
Plus they have good gin
Then I saw Hitler in drag
That sight is not worth a shag
So off to heaven I go
No regret will ever show
Saint Peter said I learned a lesson
So I got in no extra confessin
Then I saw my ex wife
This is no better than life
So I am backwards in my body once more
The coroner never saw a miracle before

Very good writings here KarmicEcstacy!
Like a friend of mine once told another member,something like, I write and rhyme like Dr.Suess, Your writings are more like Shakespeare!!!

Very Good!!! Syx.

a reply to: karmicecstasy

totally cool. I cannot do poetry of any sort... not even a little when I try really hard.

Those were excellent - imho!

You have tons and tons of talent inside of you for writing... the stories are there, and you DO hold the key to unlocking them all!

a reply to: karmicecstasy
Methinks a fan-club is in the making
I don't like rules of rhyme -- glad you're not bound by any, either.

Thank you to, SyxPak, OpinionatedB, WanDash, and everyone else who read my poems. Your comments are much appreciated. Its what keeps me writing.